Into the Dog Poop Bag

Into the dog poop bag,
into the dog poop bag,
you put the dog poop,
into the dog poop bag 

Dog poop is unavoidable,
Dog poop is not enjoyable
Dog poop smells
hits your olfactory cells.

Dog poop is gross when it's cold
from someone else's dog and old.
Dog poop is gross when it's fresh
Soft and warm: what a mess!

Dog poop — just pick it up,
Dog poop — don't be a schmuck.
Dog poop - show some respect
Like you would expect.

Dog poop - thanks for compliance.
Dog poop - it's not rocket science.
Dog poop - just take your pick.
It is so easy and quick.