Michael,
If you’re AI, you’re pretty bad.
Michael,
If you’re a human, that’s just sad.
Your email support is absolute hell,
It’s suspiciously quick and that doesn’t go well.
Michael,
I don’t even know if you’re reading this bit.
Michael,
Do you see what I wrote? Did you even read it?
And my detailed report on what isn’t working?
Giving zero stars would be over-rewarding.
Getting pissed off leads nowhere at all.
I’ll do it anyway, hitting the wall.
I quit right now, I'm calling it quits.
I don't think that's part of your algorithm's scripts.
Michael,
If you’re AI, you’re pretty bad.
Michael,
If you’re a human, that’s just sad.
I don’t know if you’re real at all,
Or are you just ones and zeros having a ball?