Santa's out, he's gone astray
So Mrs. Claus will save the day
Santa's out, he's gone astray
Mrs. Claus is on her way
This Christmas feels a little strange
Fresh new visions fill the sky
There's something different, something's changed
Times are turning, so are you and I
His service ratings hit the floor
Customer feedback wasn't great
He just didn't care that much anymore
Still, nobody saw this twist of fate
Of course she brings a different style
Mrs. Claus has plans of her own
The board loves her cheeky smile
A fresh new image has been shown
That pointed hat just isn't right
She wears a burgundy beret
A forest-green coat, snug and tight
She's ready for Christmas Day
A leather handbag, classy, smart
But there's not quite as much inside
That burlap sack has done its part
Now gifts are small and neatly tied
Santa's off where palm trees sway
Just this year... we'll wait and see
Nobody knows how long he'll stay
He's earned that break, don't you agree?