He closely watches people's trails,
Hunting down their digital tales.
If someone shares what isn't right,
He'll start a storm just out of spite.
He will not spare a single breaker,
He is the internet caretaker.
In service of his noble cause,
He stands on guard and takes no pause.
Lurking in shadows, watching you near,
Flooding the comment section with fear.
But you can sleep peacefully at night,
The internet caretaker keeps watchful sight.
While others blissfully slumber away,
He scans the web for prices to pay.
He knows what's wrong, he knows what's right,
The internet caretaker creeps through the night.